See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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