I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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