how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Randomize
