wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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