Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Randomize
