you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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