Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
he high fived his dick after we had sex
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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