You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
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