Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
she peed on how many people?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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