Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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