Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
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