One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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