pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
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