my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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