I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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