I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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