Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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