Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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