She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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