so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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