oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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