Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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