Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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