on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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