Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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