Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
he was CRYING into my vagina
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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