i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I'm always down for nudity.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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