is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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