Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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