Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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