your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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