I don't think brook has ever known best
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I love having hate sex.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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