I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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