How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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