He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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