i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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