sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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