Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
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