stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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