we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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