Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
In America we eat man semen.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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