i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I don't think brook has ever known best
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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