Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Randomize
