all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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