Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
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That's how twitter works, right?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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