this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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