I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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