Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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