thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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