do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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