I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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