I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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