I want to have your abortion
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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