Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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